In a city that never sleeps, we understand that sometimes love is on a tighter schedule. The Department of Tenderness works to ensure all non-platonic lovers have the space and resources they need to navigate the complicated streets of romance with care and courtesy.
Stay up-to-date on romantic disruptions, such as impromptu public serenades or scheduled proposal flash mobs. We publish weekly advisories so you can avoid congestion and delays on your path to love.
Weekly Romance Advisory
Weekend Romance Alerts
Special Events Affecting Romance Traffic
NYC’s love can be found in every borough. Whether you’re a first-time admirer or a long-time partner, we ensure you have the right parking space for your romantic moments.
Find a Designated Love Zone
Apply for a Reserved Non-Platonic Lovers Permit
For those seeking a discreet moment, the Department has identified key hideaway spots where non-platonic interactions can bloom privately but legally. Please adhere to all city regulations when using these corners of affection.
Apply for Clandestine Corner Access
Learn More About Discreet Romance Spots
Just as the city regulates street traffic, the Department ensures that romantic escalations are handled responsibly. Too fast, and someone might get hurt. Keep it below 25 compliments per minute unless otherwise posted.
Check Your Heart Rate in Love Zones
Non-platonic lovers often need special accommodations. Whether you're a couple needing a romantic picnic spot or just pulling over for a quick embrace, we’ve got you covered.
Romantic Parking Permits
High-Occupancy Lovers Lane
From organized flash mobs to adopt-a-romantic-spot programs, the Department offers various initiatives that encourage acts of tenderness.
NYC has strict rules to ensure a smooth journey for all non-platonic lovers. From affectionate traffic signals to dedicated pathways for hand-holding, our mission is to make the city a safer, more romantic place for everyone. Make sure to read our section on the Non-Platonic Lovers Code of Conduct!
